Miracle of the fish – 4000 sardines in one theatre

•June 4, 2010 • 2 Comments

Imagine this: you hand over €150.00 and someone confines you to a seat (wooden and uncomfortable) for nearly seven hours. You are made to watch grown men run around speaking a foreign language. Although dramatic, you know the story, you know the characters, you know the ending, there is a no possibility of visiting the toilet and for the last three hours it gets too dark to read the novel you’ve brought with you in case of boredom. The near fanaticism and devotion to the protagonists of the audience that surrounds you means that when eventually when it is all over you know it certainly won’t be the done thing to conclude on the bus home: “well, not bad but a bit long, no?

You’d be forgiven for thinking you’re in South Africa for the 2010 World Cup. But no, it’s not a description of England’s inevitable exit to Germany (or similar) on penalties in the up-coming world cup. This is in fact the once-in-a-decade Passion Play in Oberammergau, Bavaria I was paid to attend this week as an escort to one of my groups. Oberammergau is a small and extremely gemütlich village with just over 5000 mostly Catholic souls in Bavaria, a mere stones throw from the famous ski resort of Garmisch-Partenkirchen and within commuting distance of Munich. Every ten years since 1634 (with only two exceptions) the good folk of the village have gotten together and performed their version of Christ’s Passion as thanks for sparing them from the terrible plague or ‘Black Death’ that was scything through the area nearly 400 years ago.

The miracle of the loaves and fishes: 4000 sardines

Specifically the play tells the story of Jesus’ last days in a manner that makes Mel Gibson’s Hollywood effort look like a short at some film festival. The 4000 strong audience are mainly Catholics from all over the world, many on a pilgrimage. Attending is almost a rite of passage. Not enjoying it akin to blasphemy. I do not count myself in these ranks, I am not religious, was not on a pilgrimage and only really in row 6 seat 96 as I was paid to be there.  Yet when given the very easy option of simply not returning for the second half, but relaxing with a Bavarian beer in one of the towns many bars, I was right there in a very non-Christian-like line, being pushed on my way to the centre of the row, novel tucked firmly away in my bag. This blog is about why after the break I decided to come back…

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First shots with my new ‘baby’ the G1

•June 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I have just returned from a twelve day tour of Northern Italy, Switzerland and Germany. I rarely take my camera on tour with me as a Tour Guide taking pictures doesn’t look all that professional I find. However, unwrapping my new camera only a day before departure the temptation was simply too strong. I also now have the excuse of 2ndcupoftea and thus… pictures galore!

I would sneak out in the ‘free time’ and snap a couple of shots, often early morning before breakfast or sunset before aperitifs. The camera has been great and here are just a few shots of hopefully many more to come on 2ndcupoftea over the months and years to come..

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Rouge or Red – what’s in a name? (Thailand to Cambodia)

•May 20, 2010 • 2 Comments

Any journey that involves waiting five extra hours for a delayed train on a hot and humid train station with absolutely nothing to do is going to be memorable. When the reason for the delay is that the train derailed further down the line and four people have died, it puts the delay into perspective of course, but makes for a no less forgettable experience. The calm and sheer normality of the atmosphere on Chumporn station, on the Thai mainland from where ‘express’ night trains ply the 450 kms to Bangkok in a ‘mere’ 10 hours on a good run, was equally remarkable. It didn’t seem to worry anyone, cause people to return their tickets and seek safer means of transport or hardly even be worthy of note. I remember bus stations in South America where bus companies vie for your business by advertising how few deaths they’ve had that month. This was similar. “Only four dead? on we go!”

We had left Koh Tao that afternoon and safely negotiated the incredible half-mile match stick pier of the Lompraya ferry company, ridden the bus to Chumporn, spent a couple of hours in the obligatory ‘farang-style’ bar (farang is their word for any foreigner) facebooking, eating pad thai and taking advantage of their night- train-only two for one Chang beer offer. Before Phnom Penh we were left with what was supposed to be my induction into first class compartments on the night train, a couple of leisurely hours, maybe a movie, in Bangkok, taxi to the airport and 45 minutes to Phnom Penh to begin our glorified 5 day ‘visa-run’ (both Becs’ and my visa had expired and instead of the usual 24 dash across the into Myanmar, we’d chosen a holiday-style, more civilised affair), easy!

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Tickets booked – Cambodia here we come…

•May 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

So, we’ll be flying from Bangkok at the end of my stay here on Koh Tao into Phnom Penh. We don’t have much time before I head back home, so just a flying visit to the Killing Fields Museum, up to Siam Reap and Angkor Wat and back to Bangkok via bus (4 days in all). Blogs to appear here…

Snorkelling trip – trigger fish 1, 70’s reject 0

•April 28, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The last time I checked (which was yesterday as I swallowed the umpteenth mouthful of salty sea water) it was again apparent I do not have gills! Like most human beings my lower limbs are also rounded off not with fins, but ungainly feet and although there is a guy here on the island that claims to be one step up the evolutionary ladder as he genuinely has webbed feet, I do not posses this great swimming leveler. It is perhaps a cliché but surely had the Maker intended us for anything other than showers and the occasional bubble bath, we might have been better designed for the purpose. It therefore astounds me the real surprise I often encounter when people discover that the open sea, is not my favourite place to be.

Leaving my comfort zone, Sairee Beach

“I assume Becs has packed a life jacket for you?” joked Neil, one of the instructors and himself virtually half fish, as we set off in the longtail from Sairee beach. He then spent the rest of the afternoon feeling slightly sheepish when it became apparent that in order for me to get into the sea, it required not only this totally non-cool implement, but my ears plugged, my ‘stylish and attractive’ (I can’t believe that’s how they sell it!) hairband that together with my ‘putty buddies’ keep my ears dry, Becs holding my hand and a fair amount of peer pressure to abandon the boat at a ‘shallow site’ and paddle around for a few minutes. Incidentally, ‘shallow’ is a term that should not be banded about quite so loosely by those who have a greater affinity with water than myself. ‘Shallow’ to me means that when, and this can sadly happen at any given moment whilst swimming, it in no uncertain terms becomes clear to me that this is not where I am meant to be, I can simply stand up. Surely there is some logic there? “Japanese Gardens” the dive site that was to be me first venture off the shallows of comfort-zone Sairee beach is not in my book ‘shallow’. At roughly 5 metres below me, the seafloor appeared well and truly out of reach in case of emergencies. It is fair to say, in addition to my lack of aquatic adaption, I have also not been blessed with height. Doing the math, my little legs were simply not going to be able to stretch the distance required were I suddenly going to feel the need for terra firma.

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New camera!!!

•April 27, 2010 • 2 Comments

Very excited- just ordered a new camera. It has been a good three years with the last Lumix, but with this new blog as a great excuse, it’s time to up-grade. Hello new G1:

Amazon delivery on the way – look out for first new pictures on this blog from Italy towards the end of the month. I’m even going to start taking pictures on Tour!



My mission, should I choose…

•April 26, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Well all this recent facebook speculation as to the real reason I do all this travelingl has prompted me to start a blog. Here is the first real instalment of news from far away..

My next trip has been booked.  I have accepted the mission. I’ll have the pleasure of escorting 24 Americans through Northern Italy (Como and Milan to be precise), over the Alps to Switzerland and then into Bavaria. The dates for this trip are towards the end of May, so I’ve had to cut short my stay here in Thailand.

For now we are lazing around (well, Becs is working) here on Koh Tao. With the ongoing worries in the capital, Bangkok, we were quite concerned that visitor numbers and hence divers, would drop off here on the island. However, the week leading up to the crazy Koh Phangang Full Moon Party (aka the “get ripped off, your bungalow burgled, smashed beyond all recognition and wake up with random cuts and bruises of which you have no recollection” party), usually a quiet time, has been super busy and Becs has been working more than ever.

Whilst Becs earns a crust (a whole two pounds for this mornings dive) I take it a little easier, research my next tour and carry on with the Stieg Larsson series. This leaves us the evenings free to enjoy sunsets like this:

Every single evening the sunset is just incredible

…and then it’s just grab a couple of Singha beers (extensive research has established that at one pound a bottle, they are hard to beat!) before deciding at which of the several great eateries to have fab Thai curry.

So, I have chosen to accept the mission – Italy, Switzerland and Germany, here I come! Did I mention there will be a quick (4 or 5 days or so) trip to Cambodia first- the excuse is an expired visa. The real reason to ‘spy’ some temples… stay tuned!

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Red or Yellow – who cares?

•April 25, 2010 • Leave a Comment

There is absolutely no sign of the troubles in Bangkok here on Koh Tao. The only concern at the moment is whether people are cancelling their holidays. For the moment the dive shops are still chockers!

All colours welcome - the Koh Tao Ferry.

The time before the Full-Moon party on Koh Phangan is usually quiet here, but not so this month.

About time…

•April 24, 2010 • 1 Comment

So, after years of thinking about it and reading up on how best to… here’s is finally my travel blog! Welcome all and watch this space…

 
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