{"id":2692,"date":"2015-02-09T09:37:09","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T09:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2ndcupoftea.com\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2015-02-10T06:49:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-10T06:49:27","slug":"cest-la-grande-pollinisation-carnaval-de-saint-blasi-pezenas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2ndcupoftea.com\/?p=2692","title":{"rendered":"C’est La Grande Pollinisation – Carnaval de Saint Blasi, P\u00e9zenas"},"content":{"rendered":"

‘I’m so pollinated I’m out of breath<\/em>‘, screams the clearly not anywhere near out of breath, White Queen. ‘Allez les femmes sauvages; enter the magic circle, dance with the men, you must be touched by the branches for it to work<\/em>‘. She urges now not only her ‘savage women’<\/em>, who dressed in green costumes with drapes, leaflike dangling from necklaces and headgear adorned with christmas style rights are seemingly reaching a stage of euphoric abandon, but now us, the whole crowd, to boot. ‘Now it gets interesting<\/em>‘ yells the Queen into her microphone for it to be broadcast over loudspeakers installed on a cart pushed by volunteers. <\/p>\n

\"Frozen<\/a>

Frozen Queen?<\/p><\/div>\n

All this accompanied incessantly to a near deafening almost erotic drum beat struck by costume clad demon-esque creatures which best resemble a cross between dreadlocked reindeer and trolls with jet black painted faces; huge cowbells hung from their necks. ‘C’est la grande pollination<\/em>‘ she shouts… And as she does so again and again, I am left wondering what lies ahead if we have not yet reached ‘interesting’<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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The moment I realised this might not be entirely your run of the mill Carnaval had come around twenty minutes prior to the now increasingly wild dancing taking place in the Queens’ \u2018Magic Circle\u2019. The White Queen, microphoned-up, from her – surely absolutely freezing – position, wedged high in the branches of a tree beneath the castle ruins, where the show had kicked off, suddenly interrupted what had until that moment been a fairly standard telling of Boucles d’or et les Trois Ours (Goldilocks and The Three Bears) to question whether a young girl alone in the woods, would these days not lead someone to phone the police thus ending the adventure in its tracks long before any beds might be tested?<\/p>\n

\"A<\/a>

A Bear? A Troll? Bizarre…<\/p><\/div>\n

My ears pricked up at this left-field departure from the script. I had, I must confess been tempted to call it a night at that point, blaming the cold and what I assume was about to prove yet another encounter with an incredibly long Son et Lumiere<\/em> (sound and light) show as I think only the French can make them – I once saw a New Years Eve fireworks display set to a booming narration of The History of Slavery. \u201cLes hommes noire<\/em>\u2026\u201d it began as blue, white and red stars exploded around us. Yes, truly.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later, as we were at the first bowl of porridge stage, emerging from an until this moment dark sort of grotto to the right of the two hundred or so souls who made up the audience, this time loud, I thought slightly unfortunate sounding, noises interrupted the narration of the Queen. Had I thought these noises slightly reminiscent of those which ensue from consuming too many beans, it turned out I was not the only one as The Queen boomed over the crowd – \u2018These farting bears! Awww, the smell<\/em>\u2019. The kids loved it. Farting bears? Really? I once read in some science magazine or other that the average adult breaks wind an incredible forty times (thankfully not always audibly so) during one good nights sleep.<\/p>\n

\"And<\/a>

And The Beat Goes On…<\/p><\/div>\n

That being the case, I guess it only follows bears might be at least as flatulent whilst slumbering. However the inclusion of this nod to bodily functions in our fairytale I found both an exceptional, as well as fascinating, if totally unnecessary, level of detail. At this point though, I was hooked – determined to see what the rest of the evening might hold in store.<\/p>\n

Suddenly they charged\u2026 Aroused from their slumber and encouraged by the green clad \u2018savage women\u2019 several of whom began the evening suspended from ropes over the ruined castle ramparts, the \u2018bears\u2019 launched themselves at the audience. It was actually quite scary. For the predominantly child accompanied crowd, having woollen, horned, black face-painted beasts emerge from a dark cave and charge you, screaming, whilst hammering big drums, cow bells clattering, must be petrifying. Had I been ten years old I would have run all the way home, traumatised and never to approach my home town castle after dark again. They breed \u2018em tough in Pezenas; not one toddler budged. In fact they loved it. As the savage women completed their abseiled descent to trance-like music, reaching our level, and with the bears calmed a little, we all seemed to sense it was time get into formation and as a cavalcade we set off away from the black castle and down into the illuminated Medieval streets below. \u2018It is time to wake Saint Blasi\u2019, The Queen urged us.<\/p>\n

And so it was, a few streets and a lot or drumming and whistling later, we found ourselves ushered into the magic circle, all the time reminded that the winter is nearly over and this is the moment of the \u2018Big Pollination\u2019. By now the music – or rather beating, the sort of beats which at the time of Elvis would have objected to as devil rhythms and accompanying whistle blowing was nearing frantic levels. Green confetti spewed all over the crowd from the waving arms and hands of the savage women as they whirled around making sure they were being touched by as many as they possibly could of the bundles of green painted branches which now emerged from who knows where. Here we danced around for a good ten minutes until all and sundry were pollinated to the satisfaction of the Queen – she really was very adamant on this detail. \u2018And now the big moment – A la Eglise!<\/em>\u2019 – onto the church she screamed and once again we set off in an unruly procession (three local municipal police, looking totally out of place all the time a hundred yards ahead, presumably as a nod to public safety).<\/p>\n

A few diners, tourists, either ignorant of the evenings proceedings or having decided it\u2019s too cold or too local to participate, look on astounded from lit, heated restaurants as we pass. Some emerge onto the street; looks of bafflement. We must look odd, to the extent they totally forget that quintessential tourists gesture; raising ones arms and preferring the viewfinder to reality.<\/p>\n

\"Saint<\/a>

Saint Blasi Leading The Chants…<\/p><\/div>\n

I see no one take photos. On the steps of the church we pause. The White Queen is now adorned by a huge floral crown yells at us to sing – to awaken from his winter slumber, Saint Blasi. The singing, banging and whistling reaches fever pitch. Everyone knows the words – I make out one; P\u00e9zenas<\/em>. It\u2019s a mixture of French, Occitane and Latin. Then dressed in purple robes and wearing a traditional mitre Saint Blasi obliged and rises from his sleep. It\u2019s an incredible mixture of Catholic, pagan and local all whisked into souffl\u00e9 of the bizarre – at least to the uninitiated. \u2018Thanks for waking me<\/em>\u2019, yells the – also microphone linked – Bishop; \u2018I am your patron saint as well as that of respiratory ailments<\/em>\u2019 he adds, keeping in line with the surreal nature of the whole thing. He screams at us to march on, \u2018Spring is here!<\/em>\u2019\u2026 This time in Latin – where we are headed next I can only wonder.<\/p>\n

As we leave the city gate, it feels as though the whole town is now united in song. I still am none the wiser as to the words, but it\u2019s a good tune. Akin to the rare, more educated, melodic songs one can sometimes hear at sporting events. Drumming and whistling. Signing. P\u00e9zenas<\/em>! P\u00e9zenas<\/em>! They chant. Around a corner a further figure is waiting for the procession – another Bishop, this time dressed in yellow, accompanied by a donkey and two small, very young children carrying a stick onto of which is attached a huge cows horn – the sort at the entrance to Western towns in the movies. The whole thing comes to a halt in front of a cafe with the bishop leading more and more chants. A man in drag emerges from spotlight window and strokes his well-endowed chest. A neighbour from an opposite window receives loud \u2018boos<\/em>\u2019 from the crowd each time he speaks, there is a long theatrical debate, a chest of money is thrown out of a window, then pulled back in from the chain to which it was attached. And as it bogs down into a rather drawn out, very detailed debate in a mixture of three languages, my now frozen toes finally give in and I decide to leave the folk of P\u00e9zenas to finish their show unaccompanied by tourists.<\/p>\n

\"'P\u00e9zenas,<\/a>

‘P\u00e9zenas, P\u00e9zenas, P\u00e9zenas’<\/p><\/div>\n

As I wander back to my hotel, the blood flowing back to my complaining toes, I am puzzled – yet very happy by what I have just witnessed. I am afraid if you were expecting answers, this piece provides none. I don\u2019t know what it was all about. Wonderfully local, gloriously un-PC, completely bizarre, to the purists possibly even blasphemous at times, the Carnaval of Saint Blasi, P\u00e9zenas, Languedoc-Roussillon, France is one of those if not life-affirming, then certainly travel-affirming events. On this my research tour of a tiny corner of Europe in deepest, darkest, coldest February I have twice been the only client in tiny charming hotels, twice eaten with the proprietor – I was the sole diner – of delightful restaurants, been given private impromptu tours of places I was not expecting including a cheese farm high in the mountains of Spain, been the only overnight visitor to one of the most beautiful villages I have ever seen, had two castles and one Abbey all to myself, at one point driven nearly 50 kilometres along the most beautiful roads of Cathar country without encountering one other car, found parking everywhere and of course no queues and all with the glorious feeling of needing no reservations – not too planned.<\/p>\n

\"Seeing<\/a>

Seeing This Made Me Stay…<\/p><\/div>\n

A French singer who has accompanied me (on the stereo) of some of the journey has a line in one of his songs – \u2018man doesn\u2019t descend from apes, more like from sheep<\/em>\u2019. Certainly for tourists this is still thankfully the case. This out of season trip has shown me that travel is not dead and true experiences are still out there, off the beaten path and out of the crazy season, to be had.<\/p>\n

My recommendation for those who doubt; come to P\u00e9zenas next February and let the White Queen pollinate you; you\u2019ll see\u2026<\/p>\n

Happy Travels<\/em><\/p>\n

(I wish to apologise for the quality of the photos – all I had with me was my iPhone – which is rubbish at night, but I wanted you to have some idea. In addition I have not included a lot of historical background; Carnaval, P\u00e9zenas, Saint Blasi and so on. Sometimes the magic of an event can be spoiled by too much understanding I feel. It’s all there on the internet if you wish to look it up).<\/p>\n

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